Um, right...there is no such thing as domination without a lot of hard work...hard and frustrating and swear word inducing work...but we'll get to that in just a sec. For now, let's inventory our successes...check out the pockets. They are kind of winking at you:
So, blammo. Inventory of success done. Winking pockets. Yay. Now we get to the back part of the skirt. Not only is it not winking at me, but it's just gotta be giving me the bird:
See that panel on the left? It's supposed to be in the middle. And that slit on the right? Um yeah, that's supposed to be on the left. What. the. hell?
Too much spiked apple cider perhaps?
Too much singalong on the good old Pandora radio???!
WAS I JUST GETTING TOO GOOD!? WHY, GOD, WHY!?
Well, whatever it was, also included some incorrectly cut pieces. Yeah, yeah, something went wrong weeks ago and only now is it coming to light. Whatever. I can't even seam rip this mother, so there goes all that extra fabric.
I'm turning off the light, and I'm going to bed.